Lois escaped the clutches of her husband and hid in the bathroom. Making sure she was all alone, she pulled a single solitary bar from her purse. Adoringly, she caressed the crinkly wrapper. "Don't worry, I may have married him, but I still love you the best!"
Fifteen seconds later, she gazed longingly at the empty wrapper. After a couple of moments alone, she threw the wrapper away and exited the bathroom to come face to face with her husband's chest. Startled, she hastily wiped her face. "It was lies, all lies!"
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Sleep Deprivation ahoyhoy!
