I must be in a *really* weird mood tonight. Warning: I might even be sleep deprived!

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

“The truth shall set you free…blah, blah, blah!” Lois muttered to herself. No one had warned her that the *truth* would bring galactic stupidity of epic proportions to light! She could already envision that breakfast cereal Tempus had talked about.

No doubt, the famous cereal of the future had little marshmallow-shaped glasses, capes, and wild ties. If they really wanted to be creative they could add a little marshmallow-shaped block of cheese in honor of one of the lamest excuses she’d ever heard.

And Tempus had the nerve to call *her* galactically stupid? Come on! Cheese of the month club!


Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

~Saw it on a T-Shirt.