The truth. Just tell her the truth. That's always a good thing, right? All he had to say was 'Lois, I like you. More than a friend!' The worst thing she could do was say she didn't like him back, right?

Deep breath, inhale exhale, and here we go.

"Hey Lois, I-"

"Hey Jimmy, do you think you could do some research on this EPRAD scandal for me?"

The young gopher sighed, then smiled brightly. "Sure thing."

Oh well, there was always tomorrow.

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*