Ok, I have got to stop reading these at school! laugh This time, the secretary wasn't in the office. But a couple of seniors were -- students of mine. They've always wondered about me; now they know I'm nuts! And when I tried to explain... well, there went any doubts about my insanity!

Ok, this time I'm going to try to count...

Pam, Meredith, Yvonne, Sarah, Karen, Laurie, me (stalker v. snitch, hmmm, tough choice), Elena dizzy

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun