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“No, I don't think it was,” Clark agreed, “but I think they were louder. Especially that Annie.”

“Well, of course she was loud, Clark. She was drunk! She was carrying around an empty bottle of Vodka when they found her, and mumbling something about blue cups…”
What has happened to me? I was once a sweet, innocent, quiet member of this community, now I'm raging alcoholic.... Oh well, every community needs one. I'm just doing my civic duty.

All in all, fantastic Jill. I was cracking up over and over. I loved it.

Annie


Being a reporter is as much a diagnosis as a job description. ~Anna Quindlen