<<very happy Reader>> Lois described herself as on a date with Clark.
LOIS: I meant, that's how it looked. Not that it was really a date.
Sure Lois. You just keep telling yourself that.
Lois: I was more suckered into it. Anyway "being a date" and "being on a date" are not the same. Not at all. This is not a date.
CLARK: Why do I get the feeling like that Lois would describe her wedding day as "not a date"?
Lois: Clark, to be a date you have to tell me before hand. No proposing for that day. You are not allowed to sneak plan a wedding without telling me. And you are not allowed to think about proposing before you tell me your secret. No proposing without having told me the whole truth.
Clark: Of course. Who would ever think of doing such a thing.
Canon Clark:
Why are you guys all staring at me?
