Michael: 
Yippee! A double FDK post. Thank you. Is there a reason you are hiding behind a wall?
So, yes, Tempus would love the irony.
Is that an accurate count or did Ivy pick unlucky 13 on purpose?
Unlucky guess. Like me, she's lost count.
Yes, but then he's Superman and impervious to the cold. So, it's like him buying some non-spiky flowers and allowing her to whack him over the head with the them.
She's still getting used to him being different; so thinking outside the box doesn't come naturally.
Looks like he remembered what she likes and dressed accordingly.
Probably better than showing up in just a red bow.
Okay, she really does have an excuse for every time. 'unconscious' 'make-up sex' 'cramps' 'protection' I think I'm still missing 'drunk' and 'pheromones' Poor Clark. Maybe he *does* deserve her.
More excuses coming.
Neither of which are "drunk" or "Pheromones."
And that wasn't his fault.
Confusion tends to happen whenever IVY takes over Lois's body.
Okay, first off, they could have just washed each other. And maybe gone to third base. And second, did he call her a streetwalker before or after midnight?
First off, Gfic. Second off, same day as in 24 hours.
Hmm... I'm starting to wonder if her punishment for him is actually a frequent need for a dip into the arctic.... Yes, Lois has found the most deviant of punishments for her hormon-saturated pimpfriend or is it boypimp?
Good guess.
Kryptonite-free story. Sorry.
'main squeeze'? And isn't that offensive from a radio-show host?
"Squeeze" is a word allowed on the radio.
Actually, given he ruins the financial plans, they can. A lot.
Perry didn't say it was a fool-proof plan.
Sarah from Target: Jimmy Olson?
Nope, the other one.
Uuuu Clark. Doesn't that sound a *tad* suspicious?
Nah. City people always say strange things. Live there long enough and you learn to take it in stride.
Now, Clark unintentionally mind-controlling / suggesting Lois, that would be a fun Halloween fic
Would he survive such a fic if Lois knew that's what he had been up to?
