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She shrugged out of her now soaking wet robe.
laugh

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Tempt away, Clark. Lois’s resolve is dwindling.
Bad Ivy.

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“Do you have a towel I could use?”
Is he going to be naked erm ready?

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“Take me with you,” she murmured, wrapping her arms back around his neck.
laugh And isn't that offensive from a radio-show host?

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“To pay your employees,” Perry said with a grin.
Oh. I'm sensing a pattern here.

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exco can’t fault you if you actually paid workers to work with the extra funds in your paycheck.
Actually, given he ruins the financial plans, they can. A lot.

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“Wait, CK. Sarah’s coming.”
Sarah from Target: Jimmy Olson?

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A serious brunette woman close to Clark’s age came to the door.
/squints eyes/

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“Clark? Clark Kent?” She looked him over head to toe in his security guard uniform. “The Clark Kent? A security guard?” She appeared disappointed.
Oh dear. OH *DEAR*! And laugh

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Sarah smiled indulgently at Clark. “My bodyguard.”
Uuuu Clark. Doesn't that sound a *tad* suspicious?

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Why is she so interested in him?
Because she *loves* you. Okay, not really, but... She wants to *marry* you! She wants your *children*!

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“A delivery man?” Sarah’s shoulders fell as she shook her head. “Never mind. It was a shot in the dark anyway. We’ll go to Plan B.”
/wipes brow/ Let's hope Plan B does *not* involve Clark Kent or Superman or telling girlfriend Lois she's just been promoted to concubine Lois.

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Sarah shrugged. “I marry and get impregnated by Ching …” She nodded to the man across the street. “And try to pass his child off as yours, claiming you died after our wedding night. Either that or Ching fights Lord Nor to the death, instead of you, for the honor of my hand in marriage.” She said this as if she were simply talking about the weather.
jawdrop

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That will teach you to ask stupid questions, Kent.
'fraid not.

Lot's of fun. As usual wink

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You do realize that Lois thinks Ivy is her own thoughts, right?
Now, Clark unintentionally mind-controlling / suggesting Lois, that would be a fun Halloween fic laugh

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