I'm glad my dialogue has some of you rolling on the ground with laughter. I never know what I find funny will be funny to others or if the humor comes through, when written.
Lynn, I know it's commonly stated around the message boards that Clark's middle name is Jerome, but that's actually Perry's middle name (see Season 4: The People vs. Lois Lane ).
I don't think L&C ever stated what Clark's middle name was (not even in the Season 4 Wedding Destroyer / real wedding episode). In the comics, I read somewhere that his middle name is Joseph. If I am wrong, please let me know where L&C states Clark's middle name... Personally, I think it would be weird for 2 characters in the show to have the same middle name, but that's just me.
CK? Gee, I never thought of Lois calling him that. (See me hitting my forehead! Duh!)
Will post part 2 tomorrow. Thanks for all the comments.
