Having been forcibly introduced to Miley/Hannah when the phenomenon first hit the small screen, I got most of what was going on the first time. Lois seems to be more Lindsay Lohan than Miley Cyrus at this point, but sending her to rehab in Kansas is almost cruel. She's been partying so hard she's forgotten how to be a real person. And you cannot blow off Good Morning America without paying a serious price for it.

I suspect that this will be a lighter story than most ("..can't get lei'd...") and that Clark will come in somewhere along the line to help Lois re-ground herself in reality. If so, please, please show us Lois trying to milk a dairy cow!

Looking for more. Oh, fantastic title, too! It certainly caught my eye.


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- Stephen King, from On Writing