Love it! Love it! Love it!

A world where Lois is a rebellious Mylie Cyrus and Jimmy Olsen is Perez Hilton? BRILLIANT!

I was giggling through the whole thing, especially at lines like:
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“Dr. Phil called,” she stated in answer to his comment.

“Damn. It’s gotten that bad?”
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“I can’t get Lei’d in Kansas!”
clap Consider that fire practically raging beneath your chair!

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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