Cute story idea.

I think Clark is over-reacting just a bit to Lois' needling. It seems like typical over competitive Lois to me.

One small nitpick. You must have made a typo. A 348 yard hole would never be a par five. It wouldn't even be considered a particularly long par 4.

Tank (who hasn't been able to play golf yet this year because he currently only has four golf balls and given the way he plays... that ain't nearly enough)