*lol* Well, this started off on the right foot!
“Clark, this is ridiculous. I’m not going to attend this hodunk parade dressed as your corn queen lover.”
“I think the thrill of being chosen as the idol for ritual crop worship has gone to your head Clark.”
*giggles madly*
OMG, this was funny and sweet and.... awwwww! I absolutely loved it!
...and I think this is Laura's work! I'm put good money on it being her actually.
Great work!!