This was sooo funny!

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But that didn’t protect them in the era of mobile communications technology - just about *anybody* witnessing a crime in progress could simply dial “9-1-2”,
Great idea! Will there be a 9-1-3 for the JLA, too? laugh

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“Lois, you brought the paper in! *Good girl*! Here, let me give you a double fudge choco-crunch bar…” he said as he put down the spatula he had been holding.
Good girl, indeed! Here's your treat! help I can't stop hyper

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)