A commedable and laudable effort, Sue. Always thinking of the kiddies!
A bit short though.
I am so sorry for the Lois who lives in the gfic folder. <ducks and runs away as Sue lobs a paperweight at her>
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.