There seem to be some parties (you know who you are) who were disappointed by the WHAM-level of StGTTWE. So, to placate the gentle readers, and by popular demand... evil I wrote a TE of sorts for Alicia's wonderful story.

Thanks to Alicia for letting me, and BRing it. Thanks to Hazel for the suggested addition.

Tomatoes and other projectiles here. laugh

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun