This story is amazing. I think there should Mary Sue stories like this, because it seems even better when the characters visit the real world instead of us visiting them.

Great job, DJ. Is Clark going to be normal for the whole time he's there?


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.