Beta? Bah. Please don't change a word!
This has been a not-so-great day in the middle of a very busy, very stressful week, and I can't tell you what a bright spot your story was for me. It was everything the others have said - cute, funny, WAFFY, and so in-character - and it was also exactly what I needed to read when I needed to read it. So thank you!
I do hope you have some more where this came from
Best,
Caroline