EW: Oh, now that Michael has commented does that mean I should post the next part?
ER: Oh dear? /peep/
Although, that plan could back fire on me, if you start commenting on the day I post.
CLARK: No, I think I'd have remembered that.
LOIS:
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Clark still has a lot to learn about how his woman is always right, doesn’t he?
CLARK: But... but... but... What if she isn't?
So, he then gets to visit Lois in jail?
Oh, wait. That's a different story.
LOIS: But that's different. I never have powers.
ER: And that makes it okay, because?
LOIS: Hurting people when you have powers isn't nice. Hurting people when you don't have powers is human.
CLARK:
Did you just say I can't hurt anyone because I'm Kryptonian?
NOR: I never found that a problem.
LEX: I've already tried that. Plan D: make her my sex slave.
NIGEL: Um... sir, how exactly is that different from plans A-C?
ER: They still tried to dress it in social norms and niceties while Plan D goes straight for the gist?
LOIS: I don't wear a concubine costume for just anyone.
CARLOS: /points to collar/ That the *only* possibility, you mean.
EW: Sure, sure. Of course. Anything else would just be cruel, inhumane punishment.
CARLOS: I hate Evil Writers.
ER: That’s not very priestly of him. Shouldn’t he be forgiving of every sinner?
CARLOS: I forgave those creeps who nearly beat me to death. Isn’t that enough for one story?
It's a process. Give him time.
Well…over here, if it’s a regular bank account and not an investment of some sort, the interest tax will get deducted automatically when you retrieve your money. Or rather, the interest will already be deducted the tax before it’s added to the total balance.
Nah. Banks don't do that sort of thing here. Too much paperwork. I bet it was just one of those non-interest bearing accounts; therefore, no reason to red-flag the IRS.
CATWOMAN: Why am I tied up in your mansion, Mr. Wayne?
BATMAN: We are now going to conduct an in-depth interrogation.
CATWOMAN: Yes, I admit to stealing the necklace. Now, what?
BATMAN: But... but... but... I didn't get to ask any questions yet.
It peeled her top skin all over?
No, it just felt like it.
HENDERSON: But she could still be charged with desecrating a corpse.
LOIS: What’s that? 50 dollar fine?
HENDERSON: Depends on the corpse. With Lex Luthor, I'm allowed to give you the Key to the City as well.
EW: Apparently, you've forgotten that they gave her one of those chemical showers for people exposed to bio-hazards.
ER: I really didn’t expect the shower to actually burn off her top skin layer like it does with chemical peelings. In the middle ages, they called this flaying and people weren’t too fond of it. Now, they actually pay money for it.
I think in the middle ages, they didn't take just the top level of skin. They took all of them.
WOOLFE: Yeah, who cares what Lane is saying? It's more important what she's doing. Pass the popcorn, will ya?
[…]
WOOLFE: Are you saying that I have anything in common with that slime?
ER: /points at popcorn/
LEX: Quite so. I don't eat popcorn.
TEMPUS: That was me!
EW: Because Lex will come to her?
ER: He wouldn’t, would he? What if Lois got hold of a spatula?
LEX: Lois, put down the spatula, please, darling. You know that I can take you out for dinner. Please don't make me eat your cooking.
Maybe she’s preggers with Lex’s love child?
LOIS: Kill me. Kill me now.
EW: Soo, it's too bad Clark didn't take her to Las Vegas?
ER: /imagines what that would have looked like/
Eh. The story is still young.
LOIS: /pouting/ But, Clarkie, I was having trouble reaching... the zipper of my dress... yeah, my zipper without you. Come home and help me with my zipper, big boy.
EW: It wasn't until the third reading that I realized what Lois's message could also mean. blush
ER: /pretending that he's a literalist/ Hmm…I can see only one meaning
Oh, then it was just my dirty mind. My bad.
ER: Yeah, but we all know how that turned out the last time and that the year #27 is usually the bitch.
EW: Because her boyfriend freezes her to death?
ER: I was thinking of her stay at the home for the mentally unstable and her subsequent helicopter flight
LOIS: Yeah, that wasn't fun either.
She usually moves in with Clark after her apartment burns down.
Well, there was also that time she stayed with Jimbo.
PRANKSTER:
SUPERMAN: That's all part of the act.
LOIS: And what do you call the lipstick stains on your colar?
SUPERMAN: My uniform doesn't have a collar, Lois. What are you driving at?
CLARK: /points to list/ Well, kissing isn't allowed so I improvised.
EW: Lana had broken up with him originally for floating during the first time they were intimate and then dropping her the foot back to the bed when she screamed.
ER: Yes. But he still apparently wasn’t able to please her in other ways.
There could be another reason for that.
CLARK: That I'm just horrible in the sack? That's my true curse.
EW: Well, probably yes on the first three. Since he didn't see the last one, I'd go with no.
ER: But she was topless when she engaged with Lex on her living room couch.
But Clark only saw the scene from the back, therefore, seeing her topless from the front wouldn't remind him of the video at all.
CLARK:
Video? What's a video?
ER: Oh, that's right. She still has the treadmill.
LOIS: <prefers to run in the park. At night. Without mace.>
ER: /evil/
LOIS: What? It makes me run faster.
