ARGHHHHHH! Cruel, cruel woman!

I should know better than to check the board just before I leave . . . I have no time to read it now!

*wanders off, muttering about evil people who post story parts so early in the day*



*returns*

Excellent! Well worth the wait. Starting off with a bang (several, actually)!

Um, since I had to wait all day to read part one, you aren't going to also make me wait a long time for part two, right?

Right?

Twinnie? *puppy eyes*

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun