Originally posted by MLT: 1. Don't mainline cocaine 2. Procrastinate as much as possible 3. Get a solid three hours of sleep a night - failing that, two hours of sleep a night - failing that, don't use cocaine to give me a boost the following day 4. Eat junk food as often as possible, and 5. No group sex (or at least no group sex of more than three people).
And I bet I even keep my resolutions.
ML
Too funny! (sad to say, I actually know some people that list would work for... )
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