Those are great, Woody! Having listened to doctors dictate diagnostic reports, I believe every one of them.
My favorite is
-Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
because - well, I'm a father who has had teenagers for far too long.
You know, maybe it just lets all of us know how difficult it is to write our thoughts clearly, even for those who are obviously intelligent in other areas. If that's true, these interesting notes should make every writer and beta reader feel much better.
