(Now these are my kind of jokes - and as a teacher, I'm so aware that people really do make these kind of awful grammar and other kinds of language mistakes. "The count walked up and down his verandah with his hands on his back, reading his newspaper" or "The founder of Islam was Muhammed Ali and the founder of Protestatism was Martin Luther King" - I've actually seen the last one myself in a student essay - well, that's just so hilarious!!!
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And Labby, that list was just A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!! As for myself, I once collided with a park car which had the impertinance of coming my way as I was concentrating on an irritating bag hanging from my bicycle handlebars....
Ann
