Originally posted by angelic_editor:
How lame did the other guy feel when their names were announced just before a match?
"Joe Smith versus SUUUUUUUUPERMAAAAAAAAN Berrow"?
When my husband was on the track team in high school, they only used last names for introductions, and the coach wanted him to change his event so they would be able to hear, "Now throwing javelin, Spear!"
When we first got married, Craig wanted to name our son either Lance (very redundant) or Charles Andrew (Chuck A. Spear)!!
This is why we only have cats!!!
