My mom was a midwife and the top two of her "All-Time Worst Names of Babies I Delivered" list were Latrina John (toilet toilet?!) and
Crystal Shanda Leer (say it all together quickly). I currently have a student who is so embarrased by her last name (Dick) that she refuses to say it out loud. After calling her "Heather She Who Must Not Be Named" a few times, I've officially shortened it to "Heather Voldemort." She likes it!
