55% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

I think that 5% Upper Midwestern comes from the random choice I made on the "easy class" question (didn't realize no choice was an option). I've never even heard any of those terms before.

I'd be more impressed with the quiz (which is cribbed almost entirely from somewhere else -- I have taken the older version) if they could spell mischief properly. wink

A related map.

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun