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sluggy freelance? don't remember ever hearing of it before you mentioned it here. still not quite sure what it had to do with which caption, but.. <shrug>
There's a character in Sluggy named Kiki, who is a hyperactive ferret. She likes shiny things, and is often distracted by them. She can also go into Ferret Shock due to shiny things and easter eggs. ;-)

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And now for something different:

Perry: What in the world...?
Lois: Don't worry, Perry. I was told they reduce stress and don't eat much. I'm hoping these tribbles will help Clark...

"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited