sluggy freelance? don't remember ever hearing of it before you mentioned it here. still not quite sure what it had to do with which caption, but.. <shrug>
speaking of captions... let's see what i can come up with. been pretty tired today, so no telling what these are really like, but hey, could be fun...
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perry: what's going on?
lois: shhh. i think he's using his super hearing to try to track the bad guys.
perry: okay, but what's with the outfit?
lois: i think those last few shots hit him harder than we realized...
superman: be vewwy vewwy qwwiet. i'm hunting supah viwwans. heheheheh.
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lois: hey, what's that?
perry: what's what?
lois: that, in your hand! don't point it at me! why are you pointing it at me?
perry: lois, what's going on?
lois: put it down! i don't want to know the square root of pi cubed!
perry: lois, what are you talking about?
lois: don't point it at me! just don't point it at me!!
perry: okay, i'm pointing it away. there. now, you want to tell me what this is all about? it's just a pencil...
lois: i'm sorry, perry. i've just been jumpy about writing implements since that whole incident with the pen nearly blowing up my brain.
perry: oh. right. well, uhm... i'll just go get you a tape recorder, then...
