dr klein: ... and, if you get into a real emergency, i stocked the side pockets with double fudge crunch bars.
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dr klien: now, superman, you say the bullet embedded itself where? ... oh, i see... yeah. just come inside, then. i'll go get my gloves... <sigh>
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dr klien: okay, good. lois has her lead-lined vest on. that should protect the baby in case of any accidental kryptonite exposure. now, superman, i'm going to need to get some measurements so we can make the infant seat. we'll strap it on over the cape, so it won't accidentally cover the baby's mouth. of course, the tricky part will be getting the canopy right. we need that to be able to seal tightly or we'll have all sorts of trouble with the pressurization systems. oh, i do hope your aura will extend out far enough... well, it's a good thing we've got some time for testing. i hope. any idea how long a normal kryptonian gestation is?
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lois: i wonder why luthor was so friendly to you all of a sudden.
dr klien: friendly?
superman: yeah. he was acting very nice. even gave me a pat on the back.
dr klien: really? how odd. let me see... oh my. i didn't realize things had gotten that bad.
superman: what? what is it?
dr klien: there's a sign taped on your back. it says "kick me."
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dr klien: so, as lois is demonstrating, you can wear a cape and a bullet-proof vest at the same time! now, before we make one for you, let me see... how is your cape attached?
superman: uhm, dr klien, can i ask you a question?
dr klien: sure, go ahead.
superman: why do i need a bullet-proof vest? i'm invulnerable, remember?
dr klien: what? ... oh, right. <sigh> well, there's a couple days' work completely wasted...
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dr klien: oooo, wow. when did you put this gold "s" on the back of your cape? it's so... shiney.
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superman: dr klien? hello? are you okay?
dr klien: ooo... shiney...
