This was utterly hilarious, Mary. I'm having trouble stopping laughing, in fact!  As for this... I left the sleepover early because I got in a fight with Pam. She thinks she’s so important, like she’s the chief or something!  Thanks!  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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