Originally posted by Tarkas:
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Mind you, the final battle is going to be real short. Moldywarts and the Death Tweeters appear for their traditional gloat; there's a rush of wind and all the DTs are unconscious and tied up with their wands snapped, their masks removed and their left sleeves ripped off to reveal the Dark Mark; and Tommy-boy is hanging from a nearby tree with his arms and legs broken and bound behind him(Nagini is the "rope") and his broken wand lying on the ground underneath him. "He's all yours, Harry," says Superman.
And what happened to Snivellus and Malferret before that will be left as an exercise for those who enjoy the machinations of the mind of Lois Lane.... 
"To this, I just wanna say....Mwahahahaha!!
Akshully, if you drop over to Schnoogle.com I'm sure they have a lot of Superman/HP crossovers. FF.net might have any amount as well. I've seen 'em but never cared to read 'em, largely because they're mostly based on "Smallville". Which makes sense, 'cos that way, both our heroes can be teenagers. Only, I think an angst fest involving TWO angsty saviour-of-the world types would be too much for me to stomach. I feel enough like hurling every time I see another TOGOM re-write anyway, so angst isn't all that attractive for me right now.
By which way, why do I feel like us FolCs are woefully in the minority these days? Whatever happened to viewership solidarity? Or is it just me?
Hasini
