*Points upward*
I honestly have no idea how I manged to do that to my reply.
You'll have to sort it out. Sorry guys!
But what'd I do, anyway?

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.