I'm a bit bored and the boards are quiet, so I thought I'd try to start this.

"Lois is that kryptonite in

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Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I

could really use a snack.

" "I thought you ate at

your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK,"

Lana said. "Never. I'd rather

eat green, alien rocks than

that sawdust. Clark makes good

breakfast...if you can find

him." The imp grinned wickedly.

Clark struggled to escape from

the kryptonite chain, but the

hero was overcome by the

impulse to yodel. Lois gaped

at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't

fly like Clark, so he

yodeled. But why Clark would

who was wrapped in Kryptonite

, yodel like a... umm... well...

drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!

The yak snorted in disgust

"I'm not drunk, just a

little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!

"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could

you break these chains? Pleeeeease!

" "No problem!" smiled the Yak.

But when he broke them,

the chains turned into a

snake.

Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what

..." His face fell as Clark

Okay... my age old habit. I'm gonna chain the words together! Sorry, I took the liberty of splitting it up into paragraphs and adding a few punctuations here and there.

The story so far...

"Lois is that kryptonite in Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I could really use a snack."

"I thought you ate at your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK," Lana said.

"Never. I'd rather eat green, alien rocks than that sawdust. Clark makes good breakfast...if you can find him." The imp grinned wickedly.

Clark struggled to escape from the kryptonite chain, but the hero was overcome by the impulse to yodel. Lois gaped at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't fly like Clark, so he yodeled. But why Clark would who was wrapped in Kryptonite, yodel like a... umm... well... drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!

The yak snorted in disgust "I'm not drunk, just a little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!"

"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could you break these chains? Pleeeeease!"

"No problem!" smiled the Yak.

But when he broke them, the chains turned into a snake.

Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what..." His face fell as Clark

lifted the reptile up and

put it around his neck.

That can be Clark's or M's neck.

Mxyzptlk gagged, and then screamed.

Clark hugged the yak and

Kissed him right on the

tail. And lo! He turned

bright purple and floated up

while Clark chewed his tail.

"Clark! You must be hungry

! Let me cook something," Lois

practically screamed, trying to pull

the tail out of his

tonsils. Unfortunately for Clark, it

went deeper down his throat

. Clark gagged and fell on

lois with his hand on

her very soft, delicate, silky

hair, pinning her to the

yak's knobby knee, which Lois

grabbed onto while shrieking at

Clark to let go of

The story so far...

"Lois is that kryptonite in Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I could really use a snack."

"I thought you ate at your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK," Lana said.

"Never. I'd rather eat green, alien rocks than that sawdust. Clark makes good breakfast...if you can find him." The imp grinned wickedly.

Clark struggled to escape from the kryptonite chain, but the hero was overcome by the impulse to yodel. Lois gaped at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't fly like Clark, so he yodeled. But why Clark would who was wrapped in Kryptonite, yodel like a... umm... well... drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!

The yak snorted in disgust "I'm not drunk, just a little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!"

"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could you break these chains? Pleeeeease!"

"No problem!" smiled the Yak.

But when he broke them, the chains turned into a snake.

Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what..." His face fell as Clark lifted the reptile up and put it around his neck. Mxyzptlk gagged, and then screamed.

Clark hugged the yak and kissed him right on the tail. And lo! He turned bright purple and floated up while Clark chewed his tail.

"Clark! You must be hungry! Let me cook something," Lois practically screamed, trying to pull the tail out of his tonsils. Unfortunately for Clark, it went deeper down his throat. Clark gagged and fell on Lois with his hand on her very soft, delicate, silky hair, pinning her to the yak's knobby knee, which Lois grabbed onto while shrieking at Clark to let go of

her.

The yak lost his

lunch all over Perry's new

blue suede shoes, which were

bought on eBay. Perry then

cried like a brokenhearted teenager

who had just lost his

beloved pet tarantula. Meanwhile, Clark

died as the Sun exploded.

It was all Jimmy's fault

Period. The end. Full stop.

"What did I do?" Tempus