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The story so far...
"Lois is that kryptonite in Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I could really use a snack."
"I thought you ate at your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK," Lana said.
"Never. I'd rather eat green, alien rocks than that sawdust. Clark makes good breakfast...if you can find him." The imp grinned wickedly.
Clark struggled to escape from the kryptonite chain, but the hero was overcome by the impulse to yodel. Lois gaped at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't fly like Clark, so he yodeled. But why Clark would who was wrapped in Kryptonite, yodel like a... umm... well... drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!
The yak snorted in disgust "I'm not drunk, just a little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!"
"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could you break these chains? Pleeeeease!"
"No problem!" smiled the Yak.
But when he broke them, the chains turned into a snake.
Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what..." His face fell as Clark lifted the reptile up and put it around his neck. Mxyzptlk gagged, and then screamed.
Clark hugged the yak and kissed him right on the tail. And lo! He turned bright purple and floated up while Clark chewed his tail.
"Clark! You must be hungry! Let me cook something," Lois practically screamed, trying to pull the tail out of his tonsils. Unfortunately for Clark, it went deeper down his throat. Clark gagged and fell on Lois with his hand on her very soft, delicate, silky hair, pinning her to the yak's knobby knee, which Lois grabbed onto while shrieking at Clark to let go of
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bought on eBay. Perry then
"We're both barefoot, both flushed, and we both look guilty as hell. Clark has finger-combed his hair but I'm positive mine looks like I was just f… fished out of the river."
<3 this fic!
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