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little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!
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"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could
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you break these chains? Pleeeeease!
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" "No problem!" smiled the Yak.
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"We've been sitting here all night and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called."
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snake.
Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what
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..." His face fell as Clark
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Okay... my age old habit. I'm gonna chain the words together!  Sorry, I took the liberty of splitting it up into paragraphs and adding a few punctuations here and there. The story so far...
"Lois is that kryptonite in Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I could really use a snack."
"I thought you ate at your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK," Lana said.
"Never. I'd rather eat green, alien rocks than that sawdust. Clark makes good breakfast...if you can find him." The imp grinned wickedly.
Clark struggled to escape from the kryptonite chain, but the hero was overcome by the impulse to yodel. Lois gaped at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't fly like Clark, so he yodeled. But why Clark would who was wrapped in Kryptonite, yodel like a... umm... well... drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!
The yak snorted in disgust "I'm not drunk, just a little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!"
"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could you break these chains? Pleeeeease!"
"No problem!" smiled the Yak.
But when he broke them, the chains turned into a snake.
Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what..." His face fell as Clark
lifted the reptile up and
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put it around his neck.
That can be Clark's or M's neck.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Mxyzptlk gagged, and then screamed.
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bright purple and floated up
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while Clark chewed his tail.
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"Clark! You must be hungry
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