Many thanks to Mrs. Luthor for keeping me laughing and inspiring this story.

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Due to popular demand... The Complete Epilogue (of Sorts)

Naughty! TOC

Very cute... I would love to read the prologue and epilogue (if you felt so inclined).

Hey, Virginia.
This was fun. But I feel like I’m missing the best part. So, what I think I know…

1. Clark did and/or said something that was intended as a joke.
2. Lois responded by kneeing him… well, where it hurts. Really, really hard.
3. As a result of kneeing Clark, Lois has a shattered kneecap.
4. They are at the hospital together.

Or did I miss the point completely???

Now, assmuing that my understanding was correct, my issues:

1. What in the world did Clark do or say to trigger an attempt to maim on the part of Lois? To shatter her kneecap, she REALLY meant to inflict some pain.
2. Clark thinks Lois knows he’s Superman. But does she? Unless he told her, maybe she thinks he’s wearing a steel cup. Maybe Clark was about to go play baseball…
3. What element of this list of things we didn’t see put her on the Naughty List?

None of this interferes with this being a fun short, but I did come away with questions.
In any case, nice short. Thanks for sharing.

Bob

I'm thinking maybe she kneed his knee and he didn't have time to move or soften the blow.

Artemis

That's not *too* out of the ordinary...

Well, that can't be good.

Oh boy. What did lunkhead do?

<shakes head>

Next one of her victims? Eventually to be found in a shallow grave in Centennial Park?

See?

And only injured Clark's pride. Not his...pride...



Cute story! I thought Lois would be too in agony to even speak, but I'm glad she could!

Very naughty.

Joan

As always, you provide humour & entertain my nonsensical comments with something that makes perfect sense.

J'adore, V! <3

SJH: Thanks for reading.

EL: I'm glad you liked it. I have written an Epilogue to hopefully clear up any confusion. Thanks for the suggestion.

Bobbart: Sometimes the best part of the joke is reading between the lines. To answer your questions: 1) Yes. 2) Yes (that's the rumor). 3) Primary diagnosis. 4) Hence the part where Lois is being "wheeled in to the Emergency Room".

Did you miss the point? Um... I don't know. Possibly. Sometimes I hit a point over the head. Sometimes I'm way too subtle. This may have been one of the latter.

To the rest of your questions: 1b) If you didn't catch it the first time, I spell it out in the upcoming Epilogue. When Lois gets mad... 2b) It's Christmas time; baseball really isn't in season. Plus... well, maybe I was a *bit* vague. 3b) Hence the joke. I don't know. I wasn't present.

Queen of Capes: High praise indeed. Thank you.

Joan: I was trying to be vague enough to stay on the Gfic boards. Thanks.

Mrs. Luthor: You keep me in stitches. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for inspiring my funny bone.

Deadly Chakram: Thank you. I think your FDK was longer than my story.

Twice a minute? Hmmmm. I was going to go with ten times in two minutes, but I thought THAT might be overkill for even Clark.

It is Lois.

What most lunkheads do. He opened his mouth.



Hmmmm. She wasn't the doctor, so maybe it wasn't THAT bad. As I mentioned, I'm not a doctor. I'm only related to one by blood.

Well, there's the real end of Utopia.

Thank you.

She's in the shock and awe stage of her injury. Shocked that her knee hurts. Too awed to think about that because she found out that her partner is Superman.

very cute

Thank you. Glad to have given you a chuckle.

Michael

Michael:

Hmmmm. Would you feel better if I said that I'm a fast typist?

What? Lois can't joke back?

Doesn't explain why she's in the hospital.

Or she told the nurses that so he wouldn't run off and hide on her, and she talk to him about what she just learned.

She hurt her leg this time.

Pretty much.

Christmas season 1993.

She wasn't aiming for the back of Clark's knee.

Well, she has been kind of dating Superman, right? Okay, it's been mostly in her mind, but still...

CLARK: You mean when she finds that chunk of Kryptonite out at Shuster's field?

Thanks for reading. Am I forgiven because it's short?

Oops? Also, sounds like a fun comedy. Hmm…Lucy pulling that stunt on Lois…

No. Child and D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Michael

It was hillarious. I caught it on TV eons ago. I believe it was called "Princess and the Pill" but I've never been able to find it anywhere since.

Bad combo.

That would be funny. Clark wheels in a very pregnant Lois, periodically screaming and doing lamaze breathing, and the nurse asks, "And what are we here for today?"

A new set of crutches?

Oh, right!

Which is why Lois won't balk if Clark gets her a ring afterall?

LOIS: Excuse me!

CLARK: I can fly you to work. I can cook. I can see through walls.

LOIS: Keep talking...

Very different...to say the least!

Hence my apologies for my bad sense of humor.

Ah…yes… Google didn’t really pop anything up… /puts bunny and some carrots into cardboard box and ships it off to Virginia/

LOIS: What do you think? /holds up right palm with stiletto knife stuck through/

Umm…if that’s what we want to call it.

Michael

As I said, I saw it on TV, so I'm thinking I got the name wrong. But the daughter was called "princess" and it was about "the pill" so it made sense to me. I think it was a British film. Very slapstick hilarious, made in the late 60s / early 70s.

Huh? What was the question again? Oh, right, Do you think I'll want to be hanging out on the ceiling with a full leg cast?

CLARK:

LOIS: Well, okay, maybe that was the wrong question...

Michael

MouseRocks: Thank you.
Thank you. I thought this might be ironic enough for your liking.

(I try to put a link to the FDK comments at the bottom of my stories for this reason, but sometimes I forget). Why are we talking in parenthesis?

Well, I don't know if someone else hasn't thought of this before as I haven't read all the stories on the Archive. I must give credit where credit is due. Mrs. Luthor made some comment about this in my Beta of Wrong Clark, which planted the seed. She is very evilly comedic. I'm not insane. Okay, it's still possible, but not about this.

That's possible, too. I'm worried I'll find the movie someday and it won't be as as I remember.

Hilarious!! Love it!

Thank you.