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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Top Banana
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The cruelest way to cut Lois' hair yet.
You mean we're supposed to have lives?
Oh crap!
~Tank
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Ewww! 
Lois: Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique.
Clark: You certainly are unique.
Clark: You're high maintenance, you know that?
Lois: But I'm worth it!
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EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!  An evil Tank creation even I can't fix!  Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Tank  A great Halloween story! Thanks for sharing it. Tricia 
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Merriwether
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Oooh. You evil, evil... evilevilevilevil man. Ingenious, but evil. Guess Lois really was a trophy, after all. Oy! 
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Tank,
Yes, great Halloween story.
But I agree with Lex, Lois should have known that he wouldn't stick by his bargain. I sure did -- especially when you were writing this.
Barb.
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Tank
good job- well done
merry
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Truly !!!!! But Wendy, I am surprised, I can think of at least two different ways that you could fix this situation. James
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ooh, ooh, ooh!!! /me jumps enthusiastically: a new Tank vignette! /me reads the title...   I haven't read it yet - just got back home from school - and I *have* to run an errand for my mom, but I'll be back ASAP!!!  Pelican 
Such a little thing really, a kiss...most people don't give it a moment's consideration. They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting, that simple touching of flesh is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right.
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Tank!!!!  Colecting Lovers... too there weren't a lot of Baines 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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But Wendy, I am surprised, I can think of at least two different ways that you could fix this situation. Well, I hope you email them to her. I know I'd love to see her figure out how to get around this one, LOL! /me has visions of Lois and Superman gleefully haunting Lex for all eternity ... hey, that could be fun! Truly brilliant evilness, Tank. You've outdone yourself -- the ultimate Lois haircut!  Now why do I think you're going to have the porch lights at your house turned off tonight? <bg> Happy Halloween! Kathy
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Tank, Well, I guess that you can say that you have really lived up to your title of the king of Whams!  Awfully funny and Funnily Awful!
Marns
~pobody's nerfect
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Gasp!!  /me rushes over to read how Wendy has fixed this!! Kaethel  (wondering if the "fix" involves a miraculous resurrection of Lois's long hair)
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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lol, great story, Tank!
I don't think any of us were truly taken in by Luthor, even if Lois was. I liked his comment about how the women were his "conquests."
It's interesting how Lex dated both blondes and brunettes. Guess he didn't have a preference for blondes (up until Lois) the way Clark did. *wink*
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Methos: "I'm easily amused."
(Indiscretions - Highlander: The Series)
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Ooooooooooooh! Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent story, Tank  See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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LOl Tank and Wendy. Happy Halloween. Where is H. G. Wells when you need him. Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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 yay! Some good old serious whams! Excellent piece, Tank. I like this. You should write stuff like this more often. Saskia (happy to see whams after a week without internet)
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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