Perfect for Halloween, Tank.

The cruelest way to cut Lois' hair yet.

Ewww!

EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

An evil Tank creation even I can't fix!


Wendy

Tank
A great Halloween story! Thanks for sharing it.

Tricia

Oooh. You evil, evil... evilevilevilevil man. Ingenious, but evil. Guess Lois really was a trophy, after all. Oy!

Tank,

Yes, great Halloween story.


But I agree with Lex, Lois should have known that he wouldn't stick by his bargain. I sure did -- especially when you were writing this.


Barb.

Tank
good job- well done
merry

Truly !!!!!

But Wendy, I am surprised, I can think of at least two different ways that you could fix this situation.

James

ooh, ooh, ooh!!! /me jumps enthusiastically: a new Tank vignette!

/me reads the title...

I haven't read it yet - just got back home from school - and I *have* to run an errand for my mom, but I'll be back ASAP!!!

Pelican

Tank!!!!

Colecting Lovers... too there weren't a lot of Baines

Well, I hope you email them to her. I know I'd love to see her figure out how to get around this one, LOL! /me has visions of Lois and Superman gleefully haunting Lex for all eternity ... hey, that could be fun!

Truly brilliant evilness, Tank. You've outdone yourself -- the ultimate Lois haircut!

Now why do I think you're going to have the porch lights at your house turned off tonight? <bg>

Happy Halloween!

Kathy

Tank,

Well, I guess that you can say that you have really lived up to your title of the king of Whams! Awfully funny and Funnily Awful!

Gasp!!

/me rushes over to read how Wendy has fixed this!!

Kaethel (wondering if the "fix" involves a miraculous resurrection of Lois's long hair)

lol, great story, Tank!

I don't think any of us were truly taken in by Luthor, even if Lois was. I liked his comment about how the women were his "conquests."

It's interesting how Lex dated both blondes and brunettes. Guess he didn't have a preference for blondes (up until Lois) the way Clark did. *wink*

Ooooooooooooh! Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent story, Tank
See ya,
AnnaBtG.

LOl Tank and Wendy. Happy Halloween. Where is H. G. Wells when you need him. Laura

yay! Some good old serious whams!

Excellent piece, Tank. I like this. You should write stuff like this more often.

Saskia (happy to see whams after a week without internet)