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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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OMG, I can barely breathe I'm laughing so hard. We will now tag this one's ear and release it back into the wild... 
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Swoosh --->
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oh my ... can't breath! Too FUNNY! James .
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Columnist
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 ~Kristen
Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Where's the "Fine Specimen of Grazing Highland FoLC" icon? I think perhaps I see it over there, having wandered clear off my computer screen... so where are the tranquilizer darts? Ah, here is one, I'll get the dang thing now.... Dang!!! Was that Mary mooing?  Ann 
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Features Writer
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LOL!!
Whew! SO what if you're a fanfic writer AND a vidder?
And HEE!! I always knew that there was something very much like this going on!
*goes to frolick in the WHAM gardens*
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Merriwether
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Originally posted by minimunch3:
What is PWP? Plot? What Plot? (Generally used, as I understand it, to refer to short nfics where plot would be superfluous.)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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This is genius!!!!!  ~Nicole 
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Mary ROTFL!! Tricia 
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Amazingly fabulous! Funny, and the documentary tone is very well-done. I love it!!!!!! Keep up the good work! (Or else!!  ) See ya, AnnaBtG. Proud FoLC
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Many WHAM farmers have had trouble shooing FoLCs out of their gardens. Actually the whole thing! Definitely, we need a sequel, and a prequel, and a spin-off, and a crossover and a ... c
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We have WHAM warnings, deathfic warnings, Angst warnings, but we don't have a warning for stories that make you splutter all over your screen at work and make your office mates wonder what the heck could possibly be THAT funny.
If you write more stuff like this, we're going to need one.
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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 ::wipes tears from eyes from laughing to hard:: oh...that was good. ::chuckles:: tranquilizer darts...
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We have WHAM warnings, deathfic warnings, Angst warnings, but we don't have a warning for stories that make you splutter all over your screen lol -Terry's quite right. Definitely need a "SPLUTTER warning" c. '
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Top Banana
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Excellent, Mary! Very high giggle-factor. Yvonne
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ROFL!!!!! I laughed quite out loud--and people looked at me funny here in the Internet café. That was a riot!!!! You've got to write more of this sort of thing! /me makes a mental note to keep this one in mind for next year's Comedy category.
Don't point. You make holes in the air and the faeries escape.
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OH my Gosh, that is the funniest thing I have read in a while! Every time you tagged them with a tranq, I was laughing my butt off! You have to do more! Thanks for cheering my day up, and this story should come with a warning not to be eating and drinking when you read it unless you want coca cola up your nose. Marcy
(Elrond's blessing at the departure of the company from Rivendell)
"Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go with you.
May the stars shine upon your faces!"
-Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
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Pfff,snicker,snort...Hilarious! I have no idea where that came from, but I sure hope there's more. Somehow, it seems fitting that this FoLC-ling's first post(Hi,by the way) is FDK for this story.  ~RachJM
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Just read this on the archive. So funny!!
lisa in the sky with diamonds
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Absolutely hilarious. Any herds nearby I can join?
I guess Annette would be "Alpha female".
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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