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#288811 04/26/21 11:23 PM
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Story is here

Challenge is here

The story doesn't fit the challenge, but this is what my mind came up with!

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What a hoot! This is sheer brilliance. Thank you for the laugh. rotflol

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No-no-no! It does fit. And it's truly brilliant, just as Lynn states. These are photos which don't open him up to public ridicule, but which Lois can use against him in a non-invasive way.

And the images are perfect! I've been married Y*(OP years and I just recently figured out that I can walk past the lingerie department in Walmart without being embarrassed. Great story!


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This is a lot of fun. Embarrassed Clark is too cute. Thanks for making me smile!

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Bwhahahaha! Poor Clark! I'm thinking he's going to love when Amazon Prime allows him to shop from the comfort of home. Thanks for the laugh! Fun story!


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This was beautiful and perfect in every way! clap

Thanks so much for this! laugh


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rotflol I’m still giggling like crazy as I type this. So clever and absolutely funny


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That was fun!

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oh Cat, you rascal! Good fun!


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What a hysterical story! It is so nice to see Cat has a sense of humor and even better that she shared it with Lois! Thank so much for the chuckle! clap


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You created some very nice mental images in my head. I'm going to have to sent my husband buy lingerie some day...

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That is, if the lockdown is ever going to end. huh

Thanks for the chuckle sloppy


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Thoroughly enjoyed the story. It definitely works.

While I'm sure that photographic-memory Clark knows her sizes, flustered-in-a-lingerie-store Clark would have no idea.


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Wow....

I've had a crazy few days at work and to come back and see all the great comments! You guys have blown me away! cry

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Haha!! That was a fun little story! Poor Clark and woohoo, go Cat! lol


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I'm catching up on my Kerth reading and came across this! It was great fun, I loved it!

Keep up the good work! smile


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Hi Toomi!

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Poor sucker, she laughed. Trying to impress a woman, no doubt, well out of his league. She turned to the next item hanging on the hook, grateful for this rare opportunity to shop in her favourite lingerie store.
Ooh, another origin story for the black teddy?

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Wait, she knew that voice! She quickly slipped out of the negligee and dressed, opening the door quietly to peek out.
Cat helping Clark out? Probably should not tell Lois the details of his shopping trip?

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She rolled her eyes. His taste in ties hadn’t changed, but Clark Kent was still a hunk.
They’re now trying to match the colors of his tie?

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As Clark entered the newsroom, she wiped her tears of mirth away, stuffing the photos into her purse.
Oh that’s evil! laugh

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“Remember that teddy you bought for me,” she grinned as a dreamy smile grew on Clark’s face. “You’ll have to keep surprising me like that.”
Oooh, even more evil!

Thanks, this was a fun one!

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