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Zara and Ching discover that life on Earth is way more fun than life on Krypton.

Lord Nor discovers that yoga is a way to soothe his inner rage and becomes a yoga instructor.

Lex Luthor discovers that he is the victim of a pyramid scheme.

Sam Lane discovers that he is NOT the father of Lois and Lucy.

Clark discovers that he is in possession of X-ray vision when he accidently sees through the wall into the girls' locker room.




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Perry discovers Alice is head of Intergang

Lois discovers her mother is Ultrawoman , her father is Superman,and Lucy is Cat Woman.


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Dr. Kline mixed the blue stuff in a test tube with the yellow stuff in a test tube and discovers the color green.


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Superman discovers he is Clark Kent



Lex discovers he wants to do stand up comedy



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Clark discovers that Lois doesn't always wear underwear to work.

Lois discovers that CostMart does not support cruelty free products, which causes a boycott to begin, which in turn sinks Costmart as a business before anyone is even able to suspect they're Intergang.

Perry discovers that Elvis is alive!

Clark discovers that Elvis is alive, and doesn't know whether he should tell Perry for fear of future Elvis stories.

Lois discovers that Clark is not as patient as she might have guessed.

Martha discovers brain bleach, after walking in on Lois and Clark's latest roll in the hay.

Dr. Klein discovered Lois and Superman were having an affair long before "Sex, Lies and Videotape".

Jonathan and Martha discover they're not as infertile as they thought, and Clark ends up with a handful of siblings who don't know why big brother Clark can lift a truck but they can't.

Super fun challenge, Queenie!

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Clark discovers that he is a good singer, so he quits reporting to become a rock star.

Clark discovers that he is the evil twin.

Lois discovers that Ellen Lane is not her biological mother.

Lois discovers that she is not the oldest child - she has an older brother that she never met.

Lucy discovers that Lois is shacking up with Superman, without knowing that Clark is Superman.

Jimmy discovers that Clark is a Very Patient Man, prompting him to pull a 40 Year Old Virgin scenario.



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Originally Posted by Deadly Chakram
Lois discovers that she is not the oldest child - she has an older brother that she never met.

Okay, this is something I actually want written. I can't remember which script it's in but there's a goof of Lois mentioning her brother so there's legs for it... I think it's the Christmas episode season 2 because she was listing out reasons why she hates going home to be with her family on the holidays and she mentions it. Plus it'd be super fun to see a big brother being overprotective of Lois and not liking Clark one bit.


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Yeah, I remember that line too, Mouse.


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Lois discovers Ralf is The Flash

Nigel St John discovers he hates it when Lex finishes his sentences.

Dr Kline discovers he's too sexy for his shirt.
Superman discovers he's afraid of birds




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Originally Posted by Mouserocks
Originally Posted by Deadly Chakram
Lois discovers that she is not the oldest child - she has an older brother that she never met.

Okay, this is something I actually want written. I can't remember which script it's in but there's a goof of Lois mentioning her brother so there's legs for it... I think it's the Christmas episode season 2 because she was listing out reasons why she hates going home to be with her family on the holidays and she mentions it. Plus it'd be super fun to see a big brother being overprotective of Lois and not liking Clark one bit.

Holey Carp! O_O I just checked the scripts, and you're right! Home is Where the Hurt Is and Ordinary People both mention a brother. Fanfic Writers! To the Fic-Mobile!


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Clark discovers that Lois is a shape-shifting alien that's on the run.

For some reason that was the first thing that popped into my head. confused


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Originally Posted by Lady Loisette
Clark discovers that Lois is a shape-shifting alien that's on the run.

Hahaha! If you don't write this I might have to.

CLARK: You're so beautiful, Lois.
LOIS: Rats. I didn't want to be *unattractive* but I didn't want to draw too much attention to myself.
CLARK: Uh, what?
LOIS: Just don't fall for me farmboy. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.

OOH! She could be Martian Manhunter! lol Or a feminized version... J'oanna J'onnz

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M'gann M'orzz (Miss Martian)?

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Originally Posted by Lynn S. M.
M'gann M'orzz (Miss Martian)?

Haha, yes!


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____ discovers that _____ is _____.

Lois Lane discovers that she is pregnant, again,


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Clark discovers he is actually Lord Nor's son.


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