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Um... Yes. Cliffhangers are how we get our readers to come back again next week.

Were there parts omitted between pt 201 and 202?
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OBI WAN: Attaboy!

They do look like Vader’s helmet does now…


LUKE:

Been stuck longer in front of Lois’s apartment than he had thought? Also, fun thought, considering he checked his suit for spots.

Provided she’d figure out the temporal grammar. Otherwise, she might get really ticked off sometime during her walk down the isle.

LOIS:
Also,

Well, to be fair, she’s the wrong Lois.
LOIS: No, I’m right. He’s the wrong *Clark*!

Depends whether he brings it up during the curse visiting her?

Because he senses that he’ll soon meet Mayson and fall hopelessly in lust with her, given that she’s not cursed and a blonde?

Umm… Rule #66?

She wrote him a *note* explaining it!

He referring to the interview a ‘Lois Lane’ has given to LFI about Superman’s prowess in bed?

Also, unhealthy. Particularly if she ever gets hold of some Kryptonite.

Couldn’t he live with two Loises? Wouldn’t that be fairer than leaving one Lois dead and the other without her Clark?

He could bring her chocolate? Or dip himself in chocolate before he wakes her up.

So, no details about how he and Lana consummated or what he thought while sleeping downstairs from the other Lois?

I’m thinking he means that quite literally.

That can’t be healthy. But to be fair, he said he’d be ‘right there’ and yet, he walked over. That had to have taken *minutes*!

Dr. DETER: Yes. She will need treatment in my bedroom. Erm…institution.

Like Lex using her bathroom?

Awwww! Is showing up already?

Couldn’t it also be a bad woman?

ANTON:

Would it help to know that she’s bound to die if they *are* together, too?

Ooooh! There’s several stories out there where he does sort of exactly that!

HG WELLS:

To be fair, most circles of friends are made up of persons with a similar intellect. /points at college fraternities/

He was talking about Jimbo.

But he’d like to be upgraded to ‘handsy’?

He’ll have to make an appointment and pay 1000 bucks, like every other john does.



She wouldn’t do that. She might use a wee bit of Kryptonite though to disable his powers, use his belt to tie him to the headboard, and then…umm…proceed to be naughty.

Also, did he just out himself as being form another dimension?
CLARK: I’m Kryptonian. That could also explain things.

He’s…he’s…he’s…*staying*?

She really thinks he’s *that* stupid?
LOIS: No. But he’d have to be pretty not-attracted to me to not take what is offered. And I *am* more attractive than that.

Maybe if she…went all Revenge on him?

Actually might help.

She could ‘slip’ in the shower?

That’s…that’s…

Michael

Darth Michael: I appreciate you taking time from your GoT watching to comment on my story.
What you didn't see that fantasy piece over yonder: 201B?
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Of course it refers to omissions in the Clark's version of the truth.

CLARK: Yeah, I studied under the tutelage of Obi Wan, why?
EW: Hmmm. I just thought of something. That might not be something to brag about.

You referring to the similarities of Clark's version of the truth to the reality of it? Works for me.

Luke. Leia. Lois. Are we sure that Amidala only had twins? Perhaps Obi Wan dropped off a third baby at the hospital where the Lanes had just given birth.

It's been a while since he's cleaned Lois's roof?

She's a smart cookie. She just might.

Thanks.

That's true.

CLARK: So, I should wait a week after she binges on Chocolate?
/A Month Later.../
CLARK: Okay, second theory... maybe when she's more even-keeled.
/Another month passes.../
LOIS:
CLARK: /holds up hands in self-defense/ I tried to tell you earlier, I just couldn't figure out the right time.

She's a good fallback candidate.
MAYSON: I think we've both just been insulted.

Unfortunately, this Clark didn't get a copy of the rule book.
CLARK: There's a manual? Aw, shucks! Why didn't someone tell me?

Informing someone after the fact doesn't excuse the behavior.
CLARK: It doesn't?

Depends on how long he holds out informing her of other pertinent details regarding their relationship.

Well, if she gets hold of Kryptonite, he'd be lucky to get away using baby steps.

I wrote a story where Alt-Clark had to deal with 2 Loises. Things didn't work out so well with him (at least at first). Thought I'd try a different tactic here.

He doesn't really care for chocolate. Plus, bringing Lois chocolate every time he screws up could have disastrous results.
LOIS: You mean, me getting wise and starting to pelt him with chocolate, because I associated chocolate with Clark lying? It could happen.

Yes, those would be the edits.
CLARK: And there was that night with Rachel.

He does.

He was RIGHT there, spotted nothing wrong, so came in as Clark as so not to burst any more windows. They are getting quite expensive to replace.

LOIS: My memory is just fine. Thank you very much.


CLARK: How does she know what that sounds like?
LEX: Right. I am not so base as to do those things.
Lex is in jail, so not.

Nah. He showed up in Another Lois. I wasn't... Well, never say never, right?

Yes, but Clark's hoping that Lois is more attractive to him acting bad than him acting as a bad woman.

LOIS: I plead the 5th.

CLARK:
Ah, no.

I agree. Good time to promote MLT's The Time Traveler's Wife, the first LnC fanfic story I ever read. I have no plans to take this Clark back to Lois's college days though. Sorry.

TEMPUS: With friends like Herb, who needs enemies?

Then it doesn't explain why ditsy blondes get men of all intelligences following them, does it?
LANA: I wouldn't say that Clark and I were friends, per se. Wait, what?

Hence "Omissions".

Baby steps.
CLARK: Isn't Handsy just Handy with an S added?

Other women would sleep with Superman for free.
LOIS: I'm not just any woman. Wait, what?

Don't you beta for Sue?

Well, Clark does tend to like bad women... er... naughty women.

Nope. And yep.



LOIS: He better not be so stupid as to reject me yet ANOTHER time.

Exactly.

Revenge doesn't work on Clark.

CLARK: It couldn't hurt... much, right?
/LATER.../
CLARK: Okay. I underestimated how much her dancing for me could hurt.

How would going into the... oh, you mean literally "slipping" in the shower? That would be evil.
LOIS: Why didn't I think of that?

Hee hee. /rubs hands with glee/ Well, we do know that Lois has a habit of jumping into plans without the...uh... planning stage.

Although, I wish that would be the reason


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Should have known that Clark would never be willing to consummate with Lois and since there’s no him and Mayson yet…

Because of the hermitlike abandonment of the pleasures of the flesh? Although, I believe Obi Wan did crush on one of the Clone Wars’ B-characters, maybe even had an affair.



Ooooh!

Yes. Let’s call it that.



So, she won’t invite him to her shed in the woods?
MAYSON: Did I say that?

TEMPUS:
HGWElls: He can read?

She wrote it after the fact?

Maybe he could use that excuse with Lois, too, saying that she did the same thing?


Because he’ll be incapacitated and tied to a bed?

That true.

Yes, but Lois does.

She might kind of gain weight and wouldn’t have a Clark willing to assist in working it off again?

Oh. Oh dear. Aversion therapy. Well, it did work with roses.

But Lois still basically went totally bonkers.

She sounds like she remembers something that hasn’t happened. Are you sure about her memory being fine?

Oops?

She does have a point there.

Smartaleck.



I just…this Lois…she seems so innocent?

So, she’s actually hoping he’s just stupid enough to not realize she’s serving Lois on a silver linen but still not stupid enough to not accept what is offered on said silver linen?

No, but her acting like she’s been when she was on it, does.



Thanks.

Wrong author?
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Can you still call them plans if you just act?

Michael

Clark and Mayson?

That’s the one. Yeah, I had heard those rumors.

No. No, I don’t think she did (say that).



She wrote it before the fact, but by the time he read it, it would’ve been after the fact.




LOIS: No comment.

CLARK: But I don’t. /nudges Jimbo/ Doesn’t he listen?
JIMMY:


Possibly. It’s also known as an aphrodicisac (why chocolate is so popular on valentine’s day).

LEX: It did? But I thought women liked to be paid? Strange.

CLARK: Well, she still likes me when I do completely bonkers stuff.

Lois doesn’t like hospitals, remember.

It depends.
CLARK: It *what*?
EW: Nothing.

Let’s go with naïve.

CLARK: Are you insane? I’m only… well, not human, but… male. Resistance has it’s limits, man.

TEMPUS: No.
CLARK: Yes!
LOIS: Of course!
TEMPUS: No.
CLARK: Yes! Wait, what? No? um… oh, dear.
LOIS: Don't listen to him. I know what I'm doing.
CLARK:

Yes, but that’s not *her* fault that he’s not checking his mail.




CLARK:

Only the working kind.

Oh, duh! So, if Deter had suggested his private summer home at the Cote Azure?







Michael