I appreciate you taking time from your GoT watching to comment on my story.
Although, I wish that would be the reason
What you didn't see that fantasy piece over yonder: 201B?
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EW: /has tricked the poor reader with fake naughtiness/
Of course it refers to omissions in the Clark's version of the truth.
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Should have known that Clark would never be willing to consummate with Lois and since there’s no him and Mayson yet…
CLARK: Yeah, I studied under the tutelage of Obi Wan, why?
EW: Hmmm. I just thought of something. That might not be something to brag about.
Because of the hermitlike abandonment of the pleasures of the flesh? Although, I believe Obi Wan did crush on one of the Clone Wars’ B-characters, maybe even had an affair.
You referring to the similarities of Clark's version of the truth to the reality of it? Works for me.
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/EW has naughty idea for a spin off/ Luke. Leia. Lois. Are we sure that Amidala only had twins? Perhaps Obi Wan dropped off a third baby at the hospital where the Lanes had just given birth.
Ooooh!
It's been a while since he's cleaned Lois's roof?
Yes. Let’s call it that.
CLARK: So, I should wait a week after she binges on Chocolate?
/A Month Later.../
CLARK: Okay, second theory... maybe when she's more even-keeled.
/Another month passes.../
LOIS: /royally ticked off and getting out green jewelry.
CLARK: /holds up hands in self-defense/ I tried to tell you earlier, I just couldn't figure out the right time.
She's a good fallback candidate.
MAYSON: I think we've both just been insulted.
So, she won’t invite him to her shed in the woods?
MAYSON: Did I say that?
CLARK: There's a manual? Aw, shucks! Why didn't someone tell me?
TEMPUS:
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HGWElls: He can read?
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She wrote him a *note* explaining it!
Informing someone after the fact doesn't excuse the behavior.
She wrote it after the fact?
CLARK: /suddenly very worried/ It doesn't?
Maybe he could use that excuse with Lois, too, saying that she did the same thing?
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Well, if she gets hold of Kryptonite, he'd be lucky to get away using baby steps.
Because he’ll be incapacitated and tied to a bed?
I wrote a story where Alt-Clark had to deal with 2 Loises. Things didn't work out so well with him (at least at first). Thought I'd try a different tactic here.
That true.
ER: He could bring her chocolate? Or dip himself in chocolate before he wakes her up.
EW: He doesn't really care for chocolate.
Yes, but Lois does.
Plus, bringing Lois chocolate every time he screws up could have disastrous results.
She might kind of gain weight and wouldn’t have a Clark willing to assist in working it off again?
LOIS: You mean, me getting wise and starting to pelt him with chocolate, because I associated chocolate with Clark lying? It could happen.
Oh. Oh dear. Aversion therapy. Well, it did work with roses.
He was RIGHT there, spotted nothing wrong, so came in as Clark as so not to burst any more windows. They are getting quite expensive to replace.
But Lois still basically went totally bonkers.
Dr. DETER: Yes. She will need treatment in my bedroom. Erm…institution.
LOIS: My memory is just fine. Thank you very much.
She sounds like she remembers something that hasn’t happened. Are you sure about her memory being fine?
Would it help to know that she’s bound to die if they *are* together, too?
CLARK: /not really. But now I’ll never even consider what she might look like in a woolen sweater, let alone, lingerie./
Oops?
Then it doesn't explain why ditsy blondes get men of all intelligences following them, does it?
LANA: I wouldn't say that Clark and I were friends, per se. Wait, what?
She does have a point there.
CLARK: Isn't Handsy just Handy with an S added? /thinks he’s found a super loophole/
Smartaleck.
Other women would sleep with Superman for free.
LOIS: I'm not just any woman. Wait, what?
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I just…this Lois…she seems so innocent?
She really thinks he’s *that* stupid?
LOIS: He better not be so stupid as to reject me yet ANOTHER time.
So, she’s actually hoping he’s just stupid enough to not realize she’s serving Lois on a silver linen but still not stupid enough to not accept what is offered on said silver linen?
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Maybe if she…went all Revenge on him?
Revenge doesn't work on Clark.
No, but her acting like she’s been when she was on it, does.
CLARK: It couldn't hurt... much, right?
/LATER.../
CLARK: Okay. I underestimated how much her dancing for me could hurt.
EW: That would be evil. /likes evil ideas/
Thanks.
LOIS: wallbash Why didn't I think of that?
Wrong author?
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Hee hee. /rubs hands with glee/ Well, we do know that Lois has a habit of jumping into plans without the...uh... planning stage.
Can you still call them plans if you just act?
Michael
