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This is hilarious!! A couple of my favorite parts: "Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief." It seemed to go over well with the ladies. He accidentally got called "Vin Diesel" a few times, though, which was mildly annoying. Those two lines had me rotfl.  Great job! Thanks for sharing your crazyness with us!! ~Anna (who wonders what Tank will think of *Clark* getting the haircut  )
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Definitely a new twist on the shears, Sarah! ROFL! Poor, poor Clark...  Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Sarah ROTFL!!!  I thoroughly enjoyed it. Tricia 
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Clark Kent looked at the tiny sample of shampoo that had arrived with his mail. He'd never heard of the brand, but he was a big fan of free stuff. Reporters, after all, didn't exactly get paid in the triple digits. LOL!! Fan of free stuff, eh? <g> "Clark!" she exclaimed. "You're naked!"  "Oh, right. Well, um, my hair is really thick, right?"
Well, she knew that. Thick, silky, dark... so tempting to run her hands through it. "Yeah. So what?"
"Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief." Oh, God!!! Can't breathe!!! Thanks for the moment of insantity, Sarah!!! I really needed a laugh... and I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!!! Poor Clark! <G> Sara
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Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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LOL! That was good. See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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really funny bye bye
the greatest thing you ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return
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The wrong person got the shampoo.
Tank (who is reminded of an old Jimmy Olsen story in the comics where Jimmy got red kryptonite in his hair and had to have a Superman robot cut his hair off)
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Oh, this was exactly what I needed today. ROTFLMAO!!!!!  Fantastic!! Sara
Death: Easy, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
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Oy!  Nan
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Hi, Cute.
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Don't like Luthor, unfinished, untitled and crossover story, and people that promises and don't deliver. I'm getting choosy with age.
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Sarah, I can't stop laughing!!!!  Raquel (who laughed so much that her stomack hurts )
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois is going to snatch open that shower curtain one time too many.
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"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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Sorry it took so long to reply to your comments. Just wanted to say to everyone, thanks for reading! I enjoyed getting to see which parts people particularly liked. And I promise, I'm working on writing some "real" stuff, too.
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lmfao!! that was hilarious! jimmy:ck ur wig is askew. omg that one cracked me up!! not my cup of tea but hahahahaahahahahaha 
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