"Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief."

It seemed to go over well with the ladies. He accidentally got called "Vin Diesel" a few times, though, which was mildly annoying.

Clark Kent looked at the tiny sample of shampoo that had arrived with his mail. He'd never heard of the brand, but he was a big fan of free stuff. Reporters, after all, didn't exactly get paid in the triple digits.

"Clark!" she exclaimed. "You're naked!"

"Oh, right. Well, um, my hair is really thick, right?"

Well, she knew that. Thick, silky, dark... so tempting to run her hands through it. "Yeah. So what?"

"Well, sometimes it gets too heavy, and it feels like it's going to pull my brains out. It hurts like anything. And I just have to cut it all off to get relief."