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This year's online Xmas card is here http://forgottenfutures.co.uk/album/xmas2012.pdf It's about 560K, hope you'll enjoy it!
Marcus L. Rowland
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Lovely, Marcus :-)
Happy holidays to all who celebrate this time of year!
LabRat :-)
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Excuse me, but I am not completely ignorant of the origin of Santa Claus. This site gives a condensed history of Santa's coming to America. Here\'s a video with more info on the actual origin of the Saint Nicolas story. And while there are details in each one which were new to me, I already knew the basic story. I resent the implication that my celebration of Christmas, whether Santa-centered or Christ-centered, makes me a dumb hick. Those who insist that we're celebrating the birth of Jesus at the wrong time of year have a point, but not so much that American culture is going to change because of it. Nor will I change my opinion on Christmas because not everyone shares my belief system. Had I received this card in the mail from you, Marcus, I would have called you to ask you to further explain the phrasing. It seems very incomplete to me, and at first glance - and second, more detailed examination - a bit insulting. I'm certain you put a lot of thought and a good bit of work into it (I like the illustrations) and I'm glad you felt free to share it. I'm just not sure what you're trying to say.
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Actually that was an attempt at conspiracy theory humour, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's beliefs. Sorry if it upset you.
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Thanks for the clarification Marcus. I was concerned.
Merry Christmas everyone--from another hick.
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Loved the postcard. The images and their description were appropriately creepy (bet that wasn't the intention when the photos were taken, though  ) 
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Marcus, I apologize for coming on too strongly in my comment. I just didn't see what you were really going for, and I misinterpreted it. Now that I know the thrust of the card, I can see the humor in it. Thank you for being so gracious in responding to my rant.
I promise not to hit the ceiling the next time you post something like this.
Boy, do I feel dumb now.
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The following email chain regarding S. Claus was inadvertently sent to me. Enjoy the humor at the risk of being on the naughty list..... - Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones
- Dear Timmy, Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you something you can go outside and play with.* Merry Christmas,* Santa Claus
- Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones
- Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus
- Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone
- Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your [bleep] wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your butt and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy
- Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything. Timmy
- Timmy, That’s what I thought you little bastard. Santa
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