Excuse me, but I am not completely ignorant of the origin of Santa Claus.
This site gives a condensed history of Santa's coming to America.
Here\'s a video with more info on the actual origin of the Saint Nicolas story. And while there are details in each one which were new to me, I already knew the basic story.
I resent the implication that my celebration of Christmas, whether Santa-centered or Christ-centered, makes me a dumb hick. Those who insist that we're celebrating the birth of Jesus at the wrong time of year have a point, but not so much that American culture is going to change because of it. Nor will I change my opinion on Christmas because not everyone shares my belief system.
Had I received this card in the mail from you, Marcus, I would have called you to ask you to further explain the phrasing. It seems very incomplete to me, and at first glance - and second, more detailed examination - a bit insulting. I'm certain you put a lot of thought and a good bit of work into it (I like the illustrations) and I'm glad you felt free to share it.
I'm just not sure what you're trying to say.