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Did I tell you that I hate August in Washington?
I mean, it's hot with all this stuff on; I better not do any, oh I dunno, LUNGES!
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
"Curiosity... The Continuing Saga"
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Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
"Curiosity... The Continuing Saga"
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All right. Come on, dawgs, let's lift the sucker. Oh, unless you're scared. Little weaklings scared?
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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This is so good that I’m gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
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<points at Carol>
I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
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Oh! Oh-oh, the band’s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says—I don’t care about the stupid band!!
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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It's empty except for a little purple lamp. Can that stay?
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You bought your sheets at a flea market? Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?
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Let ME be a part of this!
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?
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You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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That's cuz you're brand new, honey.
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Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
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Oh no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth, you know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
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You were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you’re gay and addicted to heroin.
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