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Merriwether
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Congratulations, DJ. (If you're confused about this, check this out.)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Pulitzer
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You're so heartless. I love it.
JD
who emphatically points out that she did not start the FICTITIOUS thread
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Pulitzer
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ACK!
<sputter*cough*snort>
No! No no no! It's a vicious rumor, I tell you!
<DJ glares at Sue...> You'd like that, wouldn't you? You evil little Queenie. <g>
No. I swear! I'm not pregnant. <shakes head and then gets nervous...> But they do say pregnancies come in threes... and there's Jackiek and Carol that I know of...
ACK!
No! It's not gonna be me! I'm not gonna be 3! Looks around at some of the other women on the boards... <whispers to the pregnancy bug - Pam, go after Pam... or maybe Lisa... or how about... - DJ sneaks away while its attention is distracted...>
LOL!
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Merriwether
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Everybody note that I did not say anything about a baby or pregnancy. DJ was the one to actually say it. The title could be (It's a...joke) or (It's a...rumor.) Actually it was more like "It's a...banana." Although I did reference the FDK thread that actually mentioned it. But I was just giving your story more publicity, DJ. 
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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<DJ glares at Sue...> You'd like that, wouldn't you? You evil little Queenie. <g> Oh, so now the truth is out. I've been trying for *months* to get DJ knocked up. <sigh> It's just so freakin' hard to accomplish from a thousand miles away. I'm not Superman, you know. And ClarkInMyCloset was rebuffed with some excuse about "her husband". Sheesh. You're right, Woody. You never said what "it" was. <heh> That's evil on a scale that never fails to impress me. 
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis
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Merriwether
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Superman: I hear you've been looking for me.
Lois: All my life.
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Merriwether
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*whistles innocently* 
lisa in the sky with diamonds
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Merriwether
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Yeah, Shadow, but it is not fictitious. It's a...rumor. that's true. But yeah, DJ, congratulations, it's a banana. Mwahahahaha.  Sue, coming from someone with the capacity for evil that you have, that's a huge compliment.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Merriwether
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DJ, after looking at posting times, I realized it was perfect. This was your Friday the 13th moment.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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