<DJ glares at Sue...> You'd like that, wouldn't you? You evil little Queenie. <g>
No. I swear! I'm not pregnant. <shakes head and then gets nervous...> But they do say pregnancies come in threes... and there's Jackiek and Carol that I know of...
ACK!
No! It's not gonna be me! I'm not gonna be 3! Looks around at some of the other women on the boards... <whispers to the pregnancy bug - Pam, go after Pam... or maybe Lisa... or how about... - DJ sneaks away while its attention is distracted...>
Everybody note that I did not say anything about a baby or pregnancy. DJ was the one to actually say it. The title could be (It's a...joke) or (It's a...rumor.) Actually it was more like "It's a...banana."
Although I did reference the FDK thread that actually mentioned it. But I was just giving your story more publicity, DJ.
<DJ glares at Sue...> You'd like that, wouldn't you? You evil little Queenie. <g>
Oh, so now the truth is out. I've been trying for *months* to get DJ knocked up. <sigh> It's just so freakin' hard to accomplish from a thousand miles away. I'm not Superman, you know. And ClarkInMyCloset was rebuffed with some excuse about "her husband". Sheesh.
You're right, Woody. You never said what "it" was. <heh> That's evil on a scale that never fails to impress me.